HOMICIDE!

MICHEAL JACKSON'S DEATH CERTIFICATE CLAIMS THAT HIS DEATH WAS A HOMICIDE IN FACT. "I MEAN I FIGURED THIS OUT RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID HE HAD ONLY PILLS IN HIS SYSTEM AND HE DIED 112 POUNDS. I KNOW FIFTH GRADERS THAT WEIGH THAT MUCH! FINALLY CASE CLOSED LETS GET TO JUSTICE!"

NOW I WONDER HOW LONG ITS GONNA TAKE TO GET THIS GUY BEHIND BARS. MICHEAL DOCTOR AND THE LAST PERSON HE WAS WITH ALIVE PUMPED HIM WITH A COCKTAIL OF VITAMINS THAT FATALLY KILLED THE PRINCE OF WEIRD I MEAN POP!